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~Lightning is striking all over the place. I'm all hyped up for this upcoming weekend. Q's trip in case we don't go on Sunday- I'm calling my boy for Molly to come to town. <3
Whoo-hoo!
I fucking am in love IN. Like- gaga type.
*blush*
I love you.
Don't go this summer, or if you do, let me be your carry-on.
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I enjoy prose and tea and burlesque shows.
I like my bathwater to 97 degrees. I like walking barefoot. I do not like italian dressing. When I cook, I tend to burn things. I smoke cigarettes and enjoy coffee in cheap motels.
I enjoy a good drink and a napkin with lipstick traces and a telephone number.
Intrests[?]:
abandonment, alcohol abuse, assorted diseases, breaking glass windows, burlesque, catholic preachers, cereal box mascots, cheap bets, cocktail hour, corporate whores, dance, delerium, dreaming in color, drug use, fancy dining, fashion, feminism, feminists, filmaking, free refills, haute-couture, heroin needles, high-fives, identity theft, kicking strangers, lack of communication, lack of feeling, lack of oxygen, laundry baskets, lesbianism, modeling, movies, music, my one-trick pony, pin-up models, poetry, prose, rusty equipment, scattered bruises, sex in public, smoke rings, smudged makeup, sufficating children, theatre, toys in the attic, train hopping, transexuals, travel, tricks
We like it... we like it... we like it.
Fucked 2 ways from tuesday,
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http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/index.html
Take tests... be happy. <3
~Drama-Queen Test... (excerpt from results)
"Whatever the case, it would certainly be beneficial to keep the theatrics to a minimum. Going over-the-top can spice up your life but it also can cause unnecessary stress. When you're on the verge of freaking out, take a deep breath and consider how things fit into the big picture. Is it really worth it?"
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Hahaha. Sex change test.
"While you could probably blend in fairly well with the male species, certain behaviors would reveal your true femininity. You've got a sort of androgynous approach to life, which means you're don't fit the male stereotypes to the T, but you're not 100% a typical woman either. This is probably a good thing - you can likely relate to both genders and understand the rationale behind characteristic "female" and "male" conduct. You're sitting on the fence!"
...I like sitting on fences.
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And lastly: Dirty Mind Test-
"This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern."
Yeah... what was I thinking about again?
Jen? In bed? With me? Having overt sex? All the time?
I had a dirty thought just now.
And now.
And now.
[you get the picture]
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Katamari Damacy (Damashii)! <3
[ Image taken from: http://www.toothpastefordinner.com ]
If you don't know what this is, shame on you and your lack of PS2 post-import Japanese reference, bitches. ^.^
Just kidding. I'd be suprised if anyone knows wtf I'm talking about.
I'm amused. [fuckyall][!]
I'm in a weird mood right now. "Don't touch me, except you. You can touch me." (Family Guy... hahahahaha)
I'm painting my nails blue when I get home.
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~"And when I see you, I really see you upside down,
But my brain knows better, it picks you up and turns you around.
If you feel discouraged when there's a lack of color here
Please don't worry lover, it's really bursting at the seams
from absorbing everything -the spectrum's A to Z.
This is fact not fiction for the first time in years.
All the girls in every girlie magazine can't make me feel any less alone.
I'm reaching for the phone to call at 7:03 and on your machine
I slur a plea for you to come home.
But I know it's too late, and I should have given you a reason to stay
This is fact not fiction for the first time in years..."
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Quick update for the masses-
Book of the now- "Kiss me, Judas". Only children are spoiled and selfish... haha.
[1] I went to NYC and had my gay friend scream through the streets and steal books from someone's stoop.
[2] I was called a little boy on 5 occasions.
[3] My grandpa died. He lived with me, so it sucks a whole lot.
[4] My girlfriend and I had amazing sex on mulitple occasions.
[5] I went to the asian market, had sandwiches, went to 3 different craft stores to find me beads for 'raver candy' and played dodgeball with a mass of children under the age of 10.
[6] My girlfriend thought [?] I was a scum-sucking bat from hell.
[7] Went to the diner until 2 am and sorted out the beads into bins with Jayson over coffee and a milkshake. (and the 'Dairy Queen' ate Mozzerella Sticks!!!! O.o)
[8] Can't stop thinking about how much I'm an asshole, and I wish I could stop thinking about Jen for a minute because it's really starting to hurt a lot.
[9] [She just called and told me she loved me.]
[life-pause]
I feel better. <3
I fucking love you, spooky cat and I hope to god that you believe me when I say it.
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~No, really, I can't stop thinking about you.
I must've pissed my pants 20 bajillion times.
"It was Ravenous. like I was starving. I just wanted to show her how much I really love her despite whatever."
You did. It was amazing, and intense and passionate like some profound religious experience and I loved it. I don't know why I'm making such a big deal about things, but it really got to me on some profound level. Sorry if I sound really weird. I don't know how to explain anything. Heh.
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~I wrote some really *ahem* inappropriate things here... but then I had to look up directions for some asshat here at work and it got deleted! >.<
WTF?! It was really good. Now I'm sad. I don't remember what I wrote. Fuck!
Someone bake me muffins or something. Chocolate chip kind.
( **re-attempt at being NC-17** )
Mmm... muffins?
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~Last night my dreams were really euphoric. I didn't get much sleep, but the sleep I did get was wonderful.
I'm getting a wisdom tooth that is coming in. It doesn't have enough room, and it is sort of coming in wrong. It puts pressure on my sinuses and it's getting me sick. Blah.
No fun allowed!
Bored. Bored. Booyaka.
Last night was good. Dispite the hurt and guilt and all, I feel as though a lot was rectified and put to some sort of rest. I feel better with that clarification, not only in the sence of having everything out in the open, but also coming to the realization of why I do a lot of things I do.
I'm happy that there's no malice... and I want to say I'm sorry again to everyone involved.
You know what? I'll send flowers. Hahaha. ~.^
This is my little piece of tact... there will be another post coming up if I have time today... NC-17, PG-13 at best- and personal, so if you don't want to hear about my sex life, I suggest you skip it. It will be behind a Livejournal cut. <3
Thank you!
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~I don't know where my head's been at recently...
I've been sleeping horribly. Last night was bad... pretty effing bad in that department.
I keep having these obscure dreams. Really weird shit- I think I'm trying to put too much of an interpretation to it, which makes it almost seem metaphoric. That in itself scares me.
One example- a random one- there are tons, like a plague recently. I don't want to be too explicit in this, especially w/ court and work, e.t.c- but if you ask, I'll tell:
~I'm walking through grass in a sundress and bare feet, and I see Jen on the 'other side' where everything's all clouded over and windy. I keep walking towards her and I feel something 'sting' my foot and I realize there's a pushpin sticking into my heel.
I pull it out, cringe a little, and keep walking. The wind kicks up. It starts raining. (stereotypical, I know) I feel another sting in my foot, and (ta-da) there's another pin. So I just plug forward, ignoring it.
Then more, and more, the closer I get to her the more the blades of grass turn into pins, now in various sizes or lengths. I know that if I can get to this person everything will stop; everything will be normal, so I run. I completely ignore everything else, and the rain stings my eyes because it's turned a dirty, tinted, sickly color.
I get to about 10 feet away, my feet are bleeding and sore and I fall to my knees like some emo pansy-ass and start balling my eyes out. Needles[s] (haha) to say, my legs get jabbed but for some reason I don't care.
So here I am, getting all grimy from this nasty rain-shit in my psudo-wounds, and Jen lifts me up by my arms. I'm hanging all limp like a rag-doll.
Time decides to go into slow-motion, usually. Her fingers grip my arms; almost painfully. There's a coy smile on her lips and a quiet laughter creeps out- and it echoes as if it's resounding off of the sky.
Then I realize there's a hill behind us.
She grabs me and pulls me in so tightly, frame-to-frame and we roll down this hill of needles and other random pointy shit, and I'm crying, hanging on for what feels like dear life
-while the whole time, Jen is just laughing, smiling, with a light in her eyes I've never seen.
We stop rolling, and we're both out of breath from either laughing or crying and we're a mess... a rough-and-tumble mess, all cut up and gross, with this nasty rain, and she just looks at me and heaves a sigh and kisses me- a very passionate kiss, and I just feel more pins sticking into my skin while Jen's shaking me, repeating:
"Have you ever felt this alive?! Dani, this is what it is to be alive..."
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There's a million more. That's just one- one of 2-3 from last night. One had moths... that's why I flailed around. They were crawling out of my mouth and I was spitting out larvae. (that's why I think I drooled. Haha)
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Go here, right now! Do it! It's the sex!
www.greenzap.com/dandi
Sign up and you get free money. It's hott. <3
(and you'll get me some free money too!)
Anywho- QXT's last night... way fun, way way. I <3 the psudo-crew. HAPPY LATE B-DAY DJ Q!
Kate & Jen spent the day together, and I'm glad they're all B.F.F. *^_^*
My Miss Jen went with us to Q's. We danced[!]
You, Thompkins, got me all hot and bothered... *shakes a fist at sexual frustration*
I wore a nurse outfit. I'd like to think it was a hot outfit. Haha. Lots of people came up to me asking, "Are you 'the glowstick girl'? Hi!"
I laughed/got embarassed when the night was over and over the mic went, "And let's give a big shout-out to our naughty nurse for requesting some good music downstairs in the crypt!"
I turned magenta.
So, after we went to Leslie's to sleep. I had spazms while I slept apparently and woke up feeling like complete shit... but I still had fun.
I had horrible nightmares, though. I think that's what made me a lunatic this morning. I'll probably make a post to describe in a few minutes...
Sorry for being fucking insane all the time, spooky cat. I really am. I don't know what's wrong with me, really. Actually I think I do. I had an ephiphany this morning, believe it or not- if that even means anything. I don't know what's going on, please just ignore me if I said something stupid.
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A completely random tangent:
Go here, right now! Do it! It's the sex!
www.greenzap.com/dandi
Sign up and you get free money. It's hott. <3
(and you'll get me some free money too!)
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~We're going on a picnic tonight... on the one night with a frost advisory. Hahaha.
It'll be cold! Damnit.
Jen + Danie + Kate + Jen2= Gothdip. Hahaha
Everyone bring something.
Kate, did you bake?
I'm basting. xD Lololol.
I'm so hyper.
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~I claim one. <3
I'll come and take it if I have to, with a knife, a razor, rusty scissors...
-but like you said, I think you'd give it willingly... I'm safe to assume so. I'll be gentle with it, sew you up so there was no mark or trace where I had been, no gaping cavity in your chest where my probing hands had pulled out heartstrings by force.
I don't want a kidney. I'm too much of a romanticist for that.
I'm sorry for the hurt I've caused in the last few days. I'm sorry for the hurt I've caused you even before that...
If you let me have your heart, I promise I'll play dress-up and be the cutest nurse you've ever seen and bring you ice cream and change your IV every hour, help you shower, tuck you in every night with a kiss on the cheek, a glass of water, a teaspoon of dramymine to settle your stomach and me curled up beside you, telling you I love you every night.
...and I do.
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http://www.jobpredictor.com/
do it.
A ton of hysterical shit from online...
1.Danielle, Your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist.
2.Dandi Suicide, Your ideal job is a Spinster with cats.
3.Dandi, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy.
4.Jen, Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus
5.Jayson Conrad, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist.
oh em eff gee!
**6.Thomas Hunter, Your ideal job is a Dog Walker.
7.Jeanie Richard, Your ideal job is a Puppeteer.
8.Manielle, Your ideal job is a Dodgem Driver.
9.Mennifer, Your ideal job is a Playing for Aberdeen.
10.[!]Izidra, Your ideal job is a Topless Model. (whoo!)
11.Kate, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you "walk in.
The icing on the cake:
12.The Jen Bio:
*Miss Jen Thompkins, Your ideal job is a Satan.
*Jen, Your Porn Star name is Clara Frigid.
*Jen, Your ideal excuse today is
"I have to go to the airport to pick up my minister."
*Jen, Your ideal insurance claim is
"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again."
*Jen, Your ideal pet is a Trout. (Dandi, Your ideal pet is a Emu.- LOL! I have a rabbit named Emu.<3)
*The ideal gift for Miss Jen, is careers advice or a jobs paper.
*Miss Jen, Your ideal pickup line is
'I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated..'
(mine's 'Sex is a killer...want to die happy?' xD)
HAHAHAHA!
Danielle Richard,
loves girlie films.
Jennifer Jaslowski,
wants to have babies now !!!!.
Miss Danielle,
is a complete pervert.
Miss Jen,
is a performer - in and out of the bedroom.
Ahahahahahaha. <3
Christfuck, I'm so bored. O.o
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happy.
cranky.
sad.
drained.
touched.